Making Money

Dear Dr. Bora-

How can I get rich quick and make lots and lots of money? Thanks!

Bankrupt in Baltimore

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Dear Bankrupt in B'more,

You could save up some money. Like... um, you get a bucket and you like get a bag and you stand somewhere and then people will give you money. You could also steal some money. You could ask people, like get one of your friends to give you some money. Like, if you like um... work someplace and like you make up some money and um... the company gives you the money. You get millions of dollars by being an actor.

-Dr. Bora