Buying a New Car

Dear Dr. Bora,

I want to buy a new car, but, I don't know what kind. Should I get a truck or a car? New or used? Or, should I just stick with my current car?

-Derryck

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Dear Derryck,

*Deep Breath*---Let's see…you should buy a blue jeep because they go the right speed. You should get a new one because the used one might not work. They are good to use.

-Dr. Bora