School Goodie Bag

Dear Dr. Bora,

A little girl I know is going back to school---I want to make her a goodie bag for the first day, what should I put in it?

-Thoughtful in Tennessee
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Dear Thoughtful,

A piece of chocolate, some jelly beans, and a toy poop. The poop would scare her.
*uncontrolable laughter*

-Dr. Bora